"Hey man, John Mayer wants to explain himself to us. Do you have any earplugs man?"

The trainwreck that is the tediously immature John Mayer continues. Apparently, somewhere along the way, he forgot that people come to his concerts to hear him play guitar and sing, not squawk like a chicken and apologize. I'm hoping this isn't the beginning of some kind of "apology" tour, like Hillary Clinton's listening tour when she ran for Senate in 2000. You know, where Mayer opens up the "depths of his soul" (about 2", by the way) and explains himself to his screaming masses. Of course, the carnage would be more than any venue could handle, as people tear their ears off and claw at the doors trying to escape until their fingers bled. Even Hillary Clinton didn't have that effect - even in her worst pant suit.

So, without further ado, I subject you to yet another round of Mayervision, in full stereo sound. If he weren't so young, dumb, and full of...pizazz, I probably wouldn't post this. And I'm not sure Jen didn't get the better end of the deal in this breakup, if this is what she had to put up with during "the romantic moments." Anyway, Enjoy! Please direct hate email and the shipping of dead fish to Boltco Headquarters; feel free to Google for the address.