Thursday, April 15, 2010

Word of the Week

Word of the Week: Testosteroni.

Pronoun: (1) when a guy gets far too full of masculine energy. His voice lower several octaves. He may punch something. If straight, this is the time when the man is most likely to knock his girlfriend up. If gay, this is most likely the time when the closest man to him is about to have a sore bum. Often accompanies excessive drinking as an after-effect.

Use: "That guy right there is getting really testosteroni. He looks like he's about to punch that other guy talking to his girlfriend."

Noun: (2) a proposed flavor of Rice-a-Roni, testosteroni would have (appropriately) been the new San Francisco treat.

Use: "Mom, can we have testosteroni for dinner tonight? I'm feeling frisky."
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