Two guys, too hard.

You know, sometimes guys try too hard. This is known as a double turn-down. Or a "no times two." I'm not sure what the eventual outcome of this is supposed to be, but I'm thinking it is intended to be one of us as the creme in a reverse Oreo filling. A big no.

But at least they bought me a shot. Which I made very clear meant nothing. Nothing at all.

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